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Welcome to the Jokes page!
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
Two roads were having a drink in a pub when in walks a piece of pink tarmac. one of the roads says to the other better drink up before the trouble starts that's a cycle path.
A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift after
a few hours a guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a lift
but the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The driver got some rope out
of the boot and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the
bike and told the rider: "If I go too fast, ring your bell and I'll
slow down."
Everything went well until another sports car went past them. The
driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short
distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop
with the radar gun radioed ahead that he had 2 sports cars heading
his way at over 200 mph. He then relayed, “and you're not going to
believe this, but there's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to
pass!”
A police
officer reprimands a women .
- Ma'am, your dog was chasing a man on a bicycle!
- Don't be silly! My dog doesn't know how to ride a bike!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand
up for itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
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